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16

Sep

lacigreen:

hermionejg:

deputyfuckingparrish:

let’s talk about what a fab human dan radcliffe is…

a++ work, do not regret 13yo me’s crush on him at all

^^

(Source: bcnhills)

spookyhella:

casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are

porkrub:

*me eating something*: this taste like ass

mom: how do u know what ass tastes like lol 

me: 

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the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around

(Source: meloetta)

uhmeliamay:

tbh i’m pretty sure it’s easier to take care of a child than it is to take care of a plant

pussyclestroyer:

sexting like

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johnmbradshaw:

Oh my fuck!!!

johnmbradshaw:

Oh my fuck!!!

(Source: tittyminaj)

wentzguyliner:

Emo Problem #826-
When the wind blows your side bangs back, and you see everyone you hate, with both eyes

spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people